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Date produced: July 1998
Official Credits: Directed by Carrie, Heather, and Sarah
Produced by the same people
Written by everyone that starred in it
Crazy Creative Consultant: Heather Read
Music by Brittainy
Monkey catered for by Mr. Goodcents
Cy catered for by a dumpster on campus
Rest of cast catered for by La Baguette and Hot Pizza Guy
EAT VEGGIE BURGERS!
Narcotic Lollipop can be found every Thursday night at La Baguette
Copyright Green Jello Productions, 1998.
Cast: Heather Read....Bob; Sarah Olzawski....Finga; Carrie Eldridge....Lily; Katya LeBlanc....Lola the Seductress; Brittainy McCain....Crazy Eddee or Jo; Heather Bell....Dr. Zeegomeister's woman, Zorah; Cy Schleifer....Guitar-playing freak; Kelli Swenson....GUY; Cameos by Mom, Jake, Zac, and the ever-popular dog Maggie, plus the wondrous stunt monkey Joe
Setting: Carrie's front porch and dining room
Synopsis: Bob and Finga' are sitting on the front porch, while Bob snores. Suddenly, Bob wakes up. She has had another vision! Since Narcotic Lollipop is so famous now, they should make a movie! They go to consult Fern. Fern agrees. But wait, where's Lily?!? Lily appears, and says that only cool people should be in the movie. They all three proclaim, "AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!"
The first scene/sketch is a dance scene, done to the wonderful "Bertha Butt Boogie" song. Everyone is in this scene.
Next in Narcotic Lollipop's movie is the Jack the Ripper scene. Finga' portrays Jack the Ripper. Lola is walking through downtown London while Jack stalks her. Suddenly, he leaps from behind the shadows, and kills Lola with an ice pick! The police (Kelli and Heather Bell) chase after Jack, but to no avail. An angel comes along (Bob) and kicks the dead Lola. Later, in a resturant, some of Lola's old friends are sitting, and talking. They notice how they haven't seen Lola in a long time. Just as they are saying this, the (dead) Lola comes walking in saying she met a lovely man named Jack in the alley last night, and he wants them to come for dinner. Lola leaves. One of her friends picks up a newspaper and sees a story on how Lola was killed last night by Jack the Ripper! Lola comes slithering back in, and reeks havoc amongst the unsuspecting diners! And all the while, Jack had been sitting at the piano in the resturant. Lola and Jack "get together".
The next scene is on a beach somewhere (it's really Carrie's porch). A short musical scene to "Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair" from South Pacific ensues. The gang is just sitting on the beach, when up comes a man in a trench coat(really Katya), and he flashes them!
The next scene is the infamous Crab Scene. A narrator tells of the Giant Crab's trail of destruction, from Japan to Hawaii to California. Portrayed by Bob and Heather Bell, the giant Crab slowly aproaches the unsuspecting sun-bathers. Suddenly, terror is unleashed as the Crab comes upon them! The sunbathers run, terrified for their lives. However, the "Crab" unveils itself to be two girls, who reach for a box of Crispix. As a sound effect tape plays noises of bones being crushed and eaten, they eat the cereal, and complain, "It's soggy! What's up with that?"
The last scene is a raucous dance scene to "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees. The cast dances down Carrie's steps in pairs, as Katya narrates who is who and who played what. And that, my friends, is the last of the movie.
COPYRIGHT 1998 GREEN JELLO PRODUCTIONS