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Date produced: October 1997
Official Credits: Written, Directed, and Produced by Heather, Carrie, and Sarah
Cast : Heather Read....Bob; Sarah Olzawski....Finga; Carrie Eldridge....Lily; Fern....As Himself; Various seventh grade girls....Screaming Fans
Setting: Carrie's front porch, and the sidewalk
Synopsis: Bob is sleeping, while Finga' sits next to her. Suddenly, Bob wakes up! She screams, "We need to start a band!", and goes on to explain that the Green Jello has been giving her psychic powers. With this information in hand, Finga' and Bob consult the all-knowing Fern. Fern confirms the idea! They will start a band! But wait, Bob says! They don't have a singer! The psychic powers make them shout, "LILY! LILY! LILY!", over and over again. Lily emerges from the front door. Lily has recently broken out of Green Jello Re-hab, after beating a nurse with her own shoe. Thus it is decided that Bob will play guitar, Finga' the violin, and Lily will be the singer.
Cut to one year later. Narcotic Lollipop is huge. They have sold 3 billion albums worldwide, with the hits "Fern", "We Are Cool", and "Hannah's Stinky Feet". They play a concert for screaming fans, singing the ever famous "Idaho". After the concert, they are all sitting and contemplating their fame. They have switched from Green Jello to Orange Jello, and are frequented by the likes of Gavin Rossdale, Billy Corgan, and Paul McCartney. At the end of the movie, Bob provides a monologue to let us know "whatever happened to Narcotic Lollipop".
Bob went on to become Queen of Green Jello Land, after switching back to Green Jello. She also got married and left her estate to the people of Green Jello Land. Finga' kept Orange, and created the Orange Jello Hotel (a dollar a night hotel). Billy and Paul are frequent guests. Lily switched to Red Jello, and was married to Gavin. But then Bob receieves some more psychic information, and is informed that Lily got divorced and married Nikola!
Copyright Green Jello Productions, 1997
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